You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all. You don’t got to put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place. Eddieĭo you really think it matters Eddie? -Clark I don’t know if I oughta go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but piece of government plastic. He thinks that maybe next year, he’ll be guessing people’s weight, or barking for the yak woman. Oh yeah, last season, he was a pixie dust spreader on the tilt-a-whirl. The older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? She falls in a well, eyes go crossed. He’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.
You better take a rain check on that Art. Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now. Honey, do you honestly think I would check thousands of tiny little lights if I didn’t make sure the extension cord was plugged in? -Clark EllenĪnd why is the carpet all wet Todd? -Margo I’m not sure what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery. I’m sure he’ll fall, but I don’t think we’re lucky enough to have him break his neck. Russ, when was the last time I overdid anything? -Clark You think you might be overdoing it, dad? -Rusty You set standards that no family can live up to. ClarkĬhristmas is about resolving differences and seeing through the petty problems of family life. Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re are going to put a tree that big? -Todd She’ll see it later honey, her eyes are frozen shut. EllenĪh, it’s all part of the experience honey -Clarkĭad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard. Ellenĭad, didn’t they invent Christmas tree lots so people wouldn’t have to drive all the way out to no where and waste and entire Saturday? -RustyĬlark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down. We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we dad? – AudreyĬlark, stop it. And enjoy these funny Christmas Vacation memes! This Christmas Vacation Parents Guide will give you age recommendations, because there are some iffy scenes.ĭid I miss any of your favorite quotes from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation? Drop them in the comments below.
CHRISTMAS COUSIN EDDIE MOVIE
The whole movie is hilarious and perhaps a bit dumb, but that’s what makes it a classic. His philosophy of the more the merrier may backfire when you add in in-laws and a crazy cousin, especially a Cousin Eddie.
Enjoy these hilarious Christmas Vacation quotes from Clark Griswold, Cousin Eddie, Ellen Griswold, Grandpa Art, Rusty, and more!Ĭlark Griswald (Chevy Chase), is a hard-working father of two teens and is determined to show his family a fun-filled, old-fashioned Christmas in NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION.
CHRISTMAS COUSIN EDDIE HOW TO
The Griswold Family sure knows how to bring the laughs and love. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is a holiday must-see every year.
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